ONSKI'S WORLD

An awesome advert to promote car or even bus accidents and wanting people to slow down. It certainly gets your attention doesnt it? Maybe bring it to Melbourne instead of speed camera's you revenue hungry pollies? Lets thank AdAdrena again, I am abusing the friendship a bit but the stuff on the site is great. Oh Onski you rock too.

A clever advert for a Karate School. If you can leave, our job is done. AdArena you have done it again. Oh and Onski for finding it at AdArena.

Some people have said this is rude advertising, but I dont see the problem, it is just people enjoying fun times. I personally liked the adverts for their brightness and colour. Thanks again to AdArena and Onski.

A very cool way to promote Venice Casino at the Airport. Where will your bag land, bet with your friends. Always bet on black. Thanks to AdArena and Onski for this.

Here are some fun games you can play at work. Thanks again to AdArena and Onski for these games we all should try.

Some funny advertising of double headed pens. Sometimes you need to whisper what you write. Thanks to AdArena and Onski for these pictures.

Tonight Onski and CF hit Melbourne, the Atheneum Theatre to be exact, to see Dave Hughes Going Banana's as part of the Melbourne Internaional Comedy Festival. The show started at 7pm and ran for about an hour. Hughesy dove onto the stage with an unlimited amount of enthusiasm and excitement. Who am I kidding, its Hughesy, he doesnt do enthusiasm and excitement. He was his laid back, casual self in a pair of jeans, a simple green t-shirt and some trainers. Initially he went through some great jokes at the late comers and the people in the front rows. Then hit some of hs material which has the entire crowd laughing out loud. He was funny, but I felt a tad dissapointed as alot of his stuff I had heard before, from Rove, Nova Radio or elsewhere. But I guess he does work everyday so he cant keep the material secure just for the stand up show. And is still funny anyway ven for the second time. Great Job Hughesy. PS I saw your left boobie, you tart. :P

My Round 5 Supercoach team. Had to put the team in early cause of the ANZAC Day match being Wednesday. :(

A great billboard with a sensor that lights the blub when you walk under it. Bright Idea!! Thanks to PP and http://minimology.tumblr.com/ for this bright idea.

Thanks to PP for this one.

"I don't really care,'' he insisted. "Back home fans used to throw baseball (bats) at me. They used to try to kill me back home, that's why I don't even care.'' - Darko Milicic the 7foot centre from Serbia-Montenegro who was picked number 2 in the 2003 draft by the Detroit Pistons, never performed (really wasnt given a chance) and then was traded to the Orlando Magic. He is now performing and yesterday he returned to Detroit to play in a playoff match. He recieved some jeers and boo's from the crowd to which he responded the above quote.

Arnie could kick my ass so I make no comments about this ad's. But it is pretty clever. But as George W Bush would say, it is pritty cleaver. Thanks to Adarena.blogspot.com for this great stuff.

Onski.blogspot.com and his Round 4 Super Coach Team. Roe, Lappin and Charman better not be late exclusions again. I need them. Plus would love my Forwards to have a big round. Click the picture to get a bigger view.

Poor old Gary Lyon as seen on the footy show. Thanks to www.stretcherfever.ytmnd.com for the pic.

Great for the Drive-In. No comment. Oh this poor kid is about to explode it seems, he is only 5 years old and 230 pounds according to the comment on screen. Did you get my message? Jay and Silent Bob (Simponized) Michelle Wie will struggle to wee. Damn Right!!

I pity the fool - Mr T Kevin Smith goes Berserker Thanks to some made fans of Fishbone.

Thanks to PA (also known as 'The System') for this hilarious look at breaking up.

aM i gOinG CrAZy oR IS iT ThE woRLd aRouNd mE? Fishbone Soldiers, what a night we had at Billboards The Venue in Melbourne, Australia on the 11th April 2007. The highly anticipated return of Fishbone to the city of Melbourne. Not since Living Colour hit our shores early last year have I been so pumped to see a band play. Doors opened at 8:30 on the dot and the queue out the front made their way into the basement of darkness that was soon to be lit alight with the flair of The Bone. I hit the venue with the lovely CF, who likes a little of Fishbone thanks to me. But first the Resignators hit the stage for a 45 minute set that included a bit of brass focused punk rock. The six band members pumped hard and I found them to be pretty good but the sound quality wasn't the greatest and that may have let them down. I wasn't fussed as I wasn't there to see them (sorry guys, I mean no offence) Around 10pm I made my way up front to get as close to my rock gods as possible

Unless a comet hits the earth in the next few weeks, Kevin Durant will be an NBA player next year. He announced today that he is nominating for the NBA draft after just 1 year at the Texas Longhorns. New NBA age limit rules that prevented him from entering the Draft last year, but that just heightened anticipation as he rocked the College Hoops scene and was awarded the John Wooden Award trophy and the Associated Press Player of the Year. He will leave the College League with stats of 25.8 Points and 11.1 Rebounds per game. With some huge games under his belt including a 37 point, 23 rebound game against Texas A&M in early Feb 07. Now their are two questions. Will he or Greg Oden (7 Foot monster from Ohio State) be the Number 1 draft pick? Greg Oden was touted before the season as the player to watch. His season wasnt as good as expected statistically but he led his team to the NCAA Final where they eventually went down to the Florida Gators. Wherever Greg goes he will be a centre

Some oldies but goodies that I may have posted before but they seem to ciculate very often, the truth often does. How many men does it take to open a beer? None - It should be opened by the time she brings it ---------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. --

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies. 2 What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you'

First of all I would like to welcome all of my fans from Finland who have been coming to visit www.onski.blogspot.com , have a look around and tell your friends, I have some great jokes, reviews, stories and pictures. Maybe leave a comment. :-) Below in a skeleton found of Pac-Man conceived by Le Gentil Garçon, in collaboration with François Escuilié, palaeontologist in 2002 I think. Thanks to various sites Kanardo Blog , Le Gentil Garcon Art & John Sadowski for the info, as well as Onski for finding it.