ONSKI'S WORLD

And once again the question had to be answered who will be the Man of The Year 2006. It has not been easy to select the top 3 candidates from thousands of nominations from all over the world. But a relentless jury has finally awarded the top 3 nominations. 3rd Place 2nd Place THE WINNER!!! Thanks to EK for his first post.

There is a dude on ebay selling his life, check it out at: http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110078904033#description or read below. It was sitting at $150,000, but I think he has has a few dodgy bids (surprising) and it is now at $30,700. Maybe it is a scam to get people to visit his myspace site: http://www.myspace.com/nicaelholt (You owe me for the link Nicael), I might do the same for people to visit this site. Yeah!!! ---------------------------------------------- This auction is for a New Life in the coastal town of Wollongong, Australia of a 24 year old male. It includes the following: Winning bidder will take ownership of my: Name Phone number All my possessions which includes the following Clothes Roughly 300 CDs Surfboard Laptop (minus certain information with my discretion), Pushbike (Has wonky handlebars, may need some work) Books, Bed CD player Backpack Tennis racquets Golf Clubs(which you will have no idea how to use) Childhood photos Skateboar

This is wrong (and a bad quality picture) but had to be put on the blog. Thanks DT for another contribution.

Something from way back. Find out which character from The Simpsons you are most like at: http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/simpsons For some reason Mr Onski should be referred to as Marge Simpson. Got me stumped. Thanks to MS for this link.

Click the picture for a better read. Thanks to DT for this, gold!

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court, when I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? The old man didn't bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." DT with the old classics.

DT delivers again...

English Cricket team travel to the test in Sydney. DT is back in the swing after some time off, thanks DT