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Well here we have it, Onski's Top 20 Music Albums of all time, Yeah I probably should have it 20-1 but I cant be bothered now so enjoy. Number 1 King for a day - Faith No More 1. Get Out 2. Ricochet 3. Evidence 4. The Gentle Art of Making Enemies 5. Star A.D. 6. Cuckoo for Caca 7. Caralho Voador 8. Ugly In The Morning 9. Digging The Grave 10. Take This Bottle 11. King For A Day 12. What A Day 13. The Last To Know 14. Just A Man This album is as close to a perfect album for me as I have found. I love the speed of 'Diggin the Grave', the softness of 'Easy' & 'Evidence', the hardness of 'Get Out' and the song that consistently cheers me up, 'The Gentle Art of Making Enemies'. Faith No More are able to get the most out of their instruments and vocals. The varying sounds keep you interested in the songs from go to whoa. Truly a great album for all rock fans. Number 2 Judgement Night Soundtrack - Various Artists (1993) 1. Just Another Victim -

Finally someone has cleared this up for me ... For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.  Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Canberra has recently revealed the true story.   When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a Convenience Store, a Service Station, a Kebab Shop or a Takeaway Cafe in Australia.   If there is nothing there, he must take a job in India answering telephones for GE Money, or giving technical advice to Telstra and Optus customers who live in Australia .   PS To the Indians that read this, its a joke, dont take it so seriously.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates. 2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, AVOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counseled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1960 - Billy is more careful

Pepsi cant beat that feeling. This is a moving image, hopefully. Click it to make it move, very funny. Drag Racing Click to enlarge I hope. Redneck Counterweight Thanks to http://www.funny-shit.com/ for these pictures.