ONSKI'S WORLD

Sunday 20 th May was the day that RSPCA put on the Million Paws Walk event at Albert Park Lake in Melbourne. A couple of friends (AW & CF) of mine took their dog Ralph (the MAIN MAN of this blog) along to have a look. The walk is a fundraiser for the RSPCA and by the name of it I think they were aiming at 250,000 dogs to attend and by the turnout I saw I think they would have achieved it. The weather was great and the dogs were very well behaved, in fact I didn't see any dog scuffles. Ralph I am told was great and interacted with the other dogs very well. Which surprised his owners as they know he can go a bit crazy when around other dogs. He seems to get a tad too excited and jumps uncontrollably. Ralph and my friends had a great day and will be back again next year, thanks to RSPCA for putting on the event, and everyone for turning up.

Some oldies but goodies that I may have posted before but they seem to ciculate very often, the truth often does. How many men does it take to open a beer? None - It should be opened by the time she brings it ---------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. --...

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies. 2 What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you'...

Oh some great pictures here of when to use the F word, thanks to the wonderful CF.

Some pics of a fella Mr Onski knows acting like a fool around town. They were actually taken on Melbourne Cup Day 2006. Where I must add Mr Onski picked the horse that came third, 'Maybe Better. Photos courtesy of CF, nice work!!