ONSKI'S WORLD

WANTED! As you may be aware the Pakistan Cricket Coach Bobby Woolmer was killed at the World Cup after Pakistan was beaten by the Irish. Details are sketchy but his murderer snuck into his room undetected, so he must have been small. Then he was stabbed in the neck with a lethal injection that made it look like he had a heart attack. This criminal is evil, very evil and may have ties with the devil. Have you seen him??? Sorry had to use this dog picture twice, I like it. Oh and by the way India who lost to their mother country (Sri Lanka) are shocking and dont deserve to be a cricketing nation. Thanks to AW for the pic and Onski for the fake story.

Another update on the popularity of this blog. It has been a busy week with oaround 200 hits this week from around the world, bringing the total hots to 1396. It is mybest week to date and tat is thanks to some large scale advertising and the word of mouth b you all. The country count has now hit 35 and I hoe to hit 40 countries and a bit more coverage in Africa. A large markeing campaign is underway so keep posted. Thanks to everyone including you for your support. Without you this blog would not be the success it has been. Tell your friends, www.onski.blogspot.com . Now here is the city listing to date. Argentina Buenos Aires, Distrito Federal Australia Abbotsford, New South Wales Adelaide, South Australia Armadale North, Victoria Armadale, Victoria Auburn, New South Wales Auburn, Victoria Belrose, New South Wales Brisbane, Queensland Bulleen, Victoria Camberwell, Victoria Canberra, Australian Capital Territory Caulfield, Victoria Cheltenham, Victoria Coburg, Victoria Cornubia P

I found these two pictures and it has special meaning for DM. Have a good one buddy. Plus this crazy dog looks like my sisters little growler, Monty. Thanks to AW for the pictures.

Story I got sent from a person living in Western Australia (so it must be true right???). For you out of towners here is the low down. Benny Cousin is a champion Australian Footballer, who is suspected of being on drugs, namely Cocaine and Ice. This is all rumor so nothing I say is 100% fact and wont hold up in court. But here goes. A dude who was with Sammy NEWMON and I got the lowdown over Benny COUSIN. Sammy said that last week Benny COUSIN ex girlfriend went to West Coast player Andy EMBLIY's joint trying to find where COUSIN was living. EMBLEY who is one of COUSIN best mate claimed he didn't know. EMBLIY's girlfriend was there and told COUSIN girlfriend that EMBLIY knew and was lying. EMBLIY wimped it and said that COUSINS was living with Dan CHICKEN. EMBLIY agreed to drive both girls to CHICKEN's address. When they get there they find CHICKEN and COUSIN in the raw with about 6 other girls and a table full of cocaine. CHICKEN cracked it with EMBLIY for bringing the

Here is a really badly designed sign, I have no funny comment to add to it, so just enjoy. Thanks to RT for this funny pic.

Hey folks, it is Onski here. Just a quick update to let you know about some of my new features and an updated list of visited cities around the world. Firstly I added a map tracker recently as you may see on the right of the screen. It shows you where people are looking at my site from. As it is new it doesnt contain all the countries in the list below. If you click on the map you will see the most popular cities as the red dot is bigger for the most popular cities. Total hits to date are around 1154, so keep coming people. Now for the city list: Argentina Buenos Aires, Distrito Federal Australia Abbotsford, New South Wales Armadale North, Victoria Armadale, Victoria Auburn, New South Wales Belrose, New South Wales Brisbane, Queensland Bulleen, Victoria Camberwell, Victoria Canberra, Australian Capital Territory Cheltenham, Victoria Cornubia Park, Queensland Craigieburn, Victoria Davidson, New South Wales Deer Park, Victoria Drummoyne, New South Wales Elsternwick, Victoria Elwood,

Durex XL Condoms, no more needs to be said. Thanks AdArena and Onski.

An unique idea for some towels, Cool Axe Towels. And as AdArena says Sex Sells. AdArena has done it again with some great spotting from Onski.

This is another advert found on AdArena.blogspot.com and the tagline is Dont Do Drugs, Do Trainers. Thanks to both Onski and AdArena .

Found these adverts on AdArena.blogspot.com and they made me laugh. Great blog by the way. They are advertising losing your belly which these boys have done amazingly. Thanks to Onski (me) for pointing me in the right direction of these pics, and AdArena .

For the world snorting record. And after training he managed to catch up with friends looking ready for the new season to come. Thanks to MH for this fine but sad image of a great player. Maybe he is just tired, but lucky he is wearing a white shirt. He learnt his lesson after running from the cops with coke all over his colourful t-shirt.

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that. "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or some

Back in Uni days my mate who shall be known only as DM, had some 'fun' hairstyles. One of these was a shaved head except for the front which was quite long. DM used to hold onto this front part to keep his head up and to make it appear he was awake in University Lectures. Thanks to Suplicy Coffee he no longer needs to try so hard. Check out these cool adverts of how to look like your awake when your really asleep. Oh and by the way dont you guys think the middle one looks a bit like DM if he was to have this style (for those that know him) Thanks to RT for his initial introduction to on of these adverts and to adarena.blogspot.com for the additional pictures. Also check that blog site for other pretty funny advertising from around the world. Some great ones there. I may put some of them on my site when I get the chance.

Don't you think it's time we all became more physically active. Beginning 2007, I and a few friends will be riding 10 Kilometres every day. If any of you would like to join our Bike Club, please let me know and we can make arrangements. I think it would be appropriate to ride somewhere between 4:00 and 7:00pm. We can call it happy hour, if it will make you say yes. I have enclosed a photo of my bike. THanks to HA for his bike story

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that. "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or some

Oh some great pictures here of when to use the F word, thanks to the wonderful CF.

Thanks to MH for this incredible closeup of one of natures greatest creatures.