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Inspirational Posters

Dickhead in my pool

Never Underestimate the Power of Make-Up

Shitty resturant in Taipei

Modern Toilet is a Taipei restaurant. It accommodates 100 seats with each made from toilet bowls. The specialties at the restaurant accompany sink faucets and gender-coded 'WC' signs that appear on the three-story structure. The food is served in mini plastic toilet bowls. The toilet rolls that serve for wiping hand and mouth are hung above the tables, which may resemble glass-topped jumbo bathtubs.

Mongolian VD

While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in Britain, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later, and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you -- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare, and almost unheard of here ... We know very little about it.' The man looks a little perplexed and says, Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.' The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis. 'The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only choice.' The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease.' The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My British doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!' The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid Blitish docta, always want to opelate. Make more money dat way.. No need to opelate! 'Oh, Thank God!' the man replies. 'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!'

Computer dependance

Some say we have become to depandant on out computers. Here is a test: Are you Male or Female? To find out look down.... ... ... ... ... ... I said look down you idiot, not scroll down!

Tightest Jeans Ever!

No not her, the bloke on the right. Ah the joys of Southbank, Melbourne. Click the picture to make it bigger (for those with a dirty mind it will make the picture bigger, nothing else. :P

Cruel Eye Test For Old Blokes

For you blokes who need this picture bigger, you can click on it. If after that you still need it bigger then I am sorry you have been diagnosed as old.

Men In Training

Largish Lady is Leotards - At least she's trying

Asian Translations again

Ultimate Pizza - How to make it

Cloning Gone Wrong - These are Great!

Fantastic work to ever did these, I would love to reference them but the only reference I have is www.worth1000.com which has a heap of other great photography.

Sex with my car

Click on this picture to make the article big enough to read or ask me for it My problem is that the exhaust of a VW Beetle is extremely small as seen below.

Cock Sock

Out there people

Real Mans 6 PackAbout RightRedneck boatingD'ohTrying to get the M&M out that dropped in his beerWorth it?Atomic Wedgie!Roar!!Meow!!Knob heads seems an appropirate comment.If only they home delivered.

Sting Ray Migration

Gotta Love Work

Clinton Jones face gets mashed