ONSKI'S WORLD

Is this person the most stupid living thing on the planet? NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever." After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was: "Which of the following is the largest?" A) A Peanut B) An Elephant C) The Moon D) Hey, who you calling large? Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realised that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer. "Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, ...

Thanks to DW for the lovely pictures.

Attached is the form guide from Tuesday's Herald-Sun. Check out Race 3 - Horses 11 and 12. As you can imagine, there was plenty of hilarity when the race caller read through the starting line up!! Thanks to MH for this honest classic.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. _____ Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. _____ Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. _____ How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." _____ How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. _____ Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. _____ If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. _____ What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won...

Thanks to MH for this, pretty quick hey??

Well folks here you have it 26 countries have come to Onski.Blogspot.Com , and you are one of them. Thanks for your support. We are also closing in on the 1000th visitor, are you as excited as me???? Thanks to the Nepallese person who checked out my site recently, glad to know I have hit Kathmandu, ok ok it was my mate DR on holiday, check out his holiday sites at: Razza in Europe & Razza in Asia . That is a reminder to all, if your on holiday anywhere in the world, check out my site from there, would love to have the remotest countries logging in. But a serious welcome to China, Spain, Greece and of course Ireland. Glad to have you aboard the ONSKI Train. Tell your friends, tell your mum, tell everyone about Onski.Blogspot.Com . A big shout out to my main man in Alton, Illinois. He said he would hit the site everyday and from what I can see he has kept his word. As Borat would say, 'Great Success'. Below is a list of all the places people have visited Onski.Bl...

Here is a list of names and their 'meanings', let me know your thoughts in the comments section, or add your own. The Men's Names – (scroll down for the women’s names) Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff. Able - totally useless. Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene. Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons. Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women. Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat. Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet. Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal tendencies. Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much. Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee. Arnold - loser. Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate. Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed. Baron - R...

And once again the question had to be answered who will be the Man of The Year 2006. It has not been easy to select the top 3 candidates from thousands of nominations from all over the world. But a relentless jury has finally awarded the top 3 nominations. 3rd Place 2nd Place THE WINNER!!! Thanks to EK for his first post.

There is a dude on ebay selling his life, check it out at: http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110078904033#description or read below. It was sitting at $150,000, but I think he has has a few dodgy bids (surprising) and it is now at $30,700. Maybe it is a scam to get people to visit his myspace site: http://www.myspace.com/nicaelholt (You owe me for the link Nicael), I might do the same for people to visit this site. Yeah!!! ---------------------------------------------- This auction is for a New Life in the coastal town of Wollongong, Australia of a 24 year old male. It includes the following: Winning bidder will take ownership of my: Name Phone number All my possessions which includes the following Clothes Roughly 300 CDs Surfboard Laptop (minus certain information with my discretion), Pushbike (Has wonky handlebars, may need some work) Books, Bed CD player Backpack Tennis racquets Golf Clubs(which you will have no idea how to use) Childhood photos Skateboar...

This is wrong (and a bad quality picture) but had to be put on the blog. Thanks DT for another contribution.

Something from way back. Find out which character from The Simpsons you are most like at: http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/simpsons For some reason Mr Onski should be referred to as Marge Simpson. Got me stumped. Thanks to MS for this link.

Click the picture for a better read. Thanks to DT for this, gold!

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court, when I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? The old man didn't bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." DT with the old classics.

DT delivers again...

English Cricket team travel to the test in Sydney. DT is back in the swing after some time off, thanks DT

Earlier this year I posted some very good lookalikes. Who could forget Georgie Vs Kenny or Deron Vs JBin ? But now comes the one you have all been waiting for, a very, very close mate of mine 'Texas' (photo taken back in 1996) and the Master of the Cl....Clerks films, Jason 'Jay' Mewes. PS. In reference to the Master of the Cl....Clerks films comment above, If you knew what I was going to write there then you know why I changed it, if you dont know what I was going to write there then see the film Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Snooch. Also thanks to www.comedycentral.com for the Jason Mewes image.

Hey all, Here are some people I know who have elfamorphosasized themselves, you can too. Hobo Poser Dreamer Thanks to DW ( Hobo ) for the link.

For all those that ever catch the train this is for you. By the way it has visual and verbal bad language so beware. The sound is a must though. http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/ Thanks to TB for this one .

Calvin's Happy Holidays... (Click on an individual comic line to make it bigger) Thanks to RT for his comical and Christmas addition to onski.blogspot.com .

If your $300K Ferrari doesn't get you enough attention from the opposite sex, what do you do? Line up a traffic light in front of the busiest beer garden in South Perth, Australia! These pics were taken yesterday (Sunday 17 Dec 06) at about 8pm. Apparently the driver had a heavy session at the Windsor then took off from the BP, losing control and sliding straight into the traffic light. Police were promptly on the scene, where the driver was breathalysed and subsequently arrested. DUI means his insurance would be null and void, be even worse if it was Daddies car. Thanks to NW for her first post on Onski.Blogspot.Com .