ONSKI'S WORLD

A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is http://www.whorepresents.com/ Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com/ Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net/ Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com/ Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… http://www.powergenitalia.com/ And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com/ If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always http://www.ipanywhere.com/ Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is http://www.cummingfirst.com/ Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: http://www.speedofart.com/ Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at http://www.go...

The UK's top 10 most ridiculous British laws were listed as: It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%) It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%) It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%) Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned (5%) If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%) In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%) The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%) It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%) It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour (3%) It is legal to murd...

This is as high as Benny Cousin (yes I made that comment just for your Pedo Phil) Thanks for the pictures DW.

Actress turned poker player Shannon Elizabeth (the hot chick Nadia from American Pie, and 'Poo-Poo Kitty F***' from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) was running a little late for the tournament. Coming through the door into the Las Vegas Room, she was stopped by a security officer and asked to produce some photo ID. She smiled politely and obliged. The scene was reminiscent of when Phil Ivey was asked for ID during the Aussie Millions (he was standing next to a 6 foot advertisement of himself at the time!). Obviously, the security department are not Poker fans! Now more importantly that that we turn to the handsome young man next to her. Known as Chip Canavan. Reports are he was batting away her advances all day. She could not get enough of the young man, but he resisted all her attempts. Nice work Canna!!! Thanks to http://www.crown.pokernews.com/live-reporting/blog-tags/Shannon+Elizabeth/ and MH for the news.

A new website has been setup to triangulate mobile phones, much like you see on the TV Show 24. It is free and all you need to do is type in the phone number you are trying to track and the country. It does some fancy stuff and finds your result. Check where your partner is at any time. www.track-your-partner.com

"Everyone knows that cellphones from Japan and Korea are truly cutting edge, and that statement is further strengthened by the addition of a Nano Projector to a cellphone from SK Telecom of Korea. This new handset will be available to consumers later this year, capable of displaying a 20" image onto a screen or wall. Guess smartphones that contain these will now be able to project their PowerPoint presentations without the need for a notebook. You'll also be able to share your favorite impromptu videos with friends and family alike, as long as there is a dark enough room available. Don't hope for brightness levels that are found in today's home cinema projectors yet - there is still a long road to go." As quoted from: www.ubergizmo.com Thanks to PP for passing on this crazy advancement in technology. It is pretty cool though once you start thinking about tv and movies on your phone. But then again you are going to get the idiots trying to project things in va...

Here is the latest attempt to promote safe sex from the Department of Human Services (Victoria). I have a couple of points of interest. See below: 1. How much did these guys get paid to be labelled as Syphilis and Chlamydia? 2. Look at Syphilis (Photo 1) and Chlamydia (Photo 3). That's the same guy. Ladies: NEVER SLEEP WITH HIM!! 3. Chlamydia in (Photo 2) is parading as Sarah in (Photo 3). Boys: She is a liar, don't be fooled by her, she is dirty!! 4. I am also concerned that Bec (Photo 1) is pretending to be Linda (Photo 2). Now if she is lying about her name maybe she has something too. 5. Sarah (Photo 2) and Linda (Photo 3) is also playing the boys for fools, we know you're the same person girly. What else are you lying about? Maybe you're a man!! 6. It seems the only trustworthy people are Laura (Photo 1) and Nicolas (Photo 1), but unfortunately Nicholas is gay, come on look at that shirt. Sorry Laura at least you know you wont be catching anything ca...

This fella, Ben Thomas, is amazing. He has taken photo's from around Melbourne played with them in Photoshop and has made them look like Minature Models. I am blown away with how good they are, wanna learn how to do it myself. Check out more of Ben's photos at http://www.cityshrinker.com . Click these photos to make them bigger and have a closer look. Thanks to Ben Thomas for the hard work, MX Newspaper for pointing out the pictures and Onski for his research in finding the pictures.

Odin is a five-year-old, 202kg white Bengal tiger. Born and raised at the Six Flags Discovery Kingdom in Vallejo, California. Look at some great pictures taken by Jeff Rayner as Odin swims for his dinner. Thanks to Onski, www.news.com.au and Jeff Raynor for these amazing photos.

We need: - One egg and 2 mobiles - 65 minutes to call from one phone to the other - Set up something like in the graphic We'll initiate the call between the mobiles to last for 65 min's approximately. Nothing will happen on the first 15 minutes... After 25 minutes the egg starts warming up... After 45 min's the egg is already hot... and after 65 min's the egg is cooked. Conclusion: If the microwave radiation emitted by the mobiles is capable to modify the proteins in the egg. Imagine what it can do with the proteins in our brains when we talk through the mobiles. Onski's Conclusion: This was a test designed by the phone companies to get people making 65 minute phone calls.

Storm Damage in Newcastle and the Lower Hunter Valleys, Australia - June 2007 National Park Street at Night Then again in the morning Young fella trying to get on the Footy Show (Rugby League) with his best 'Thats Gold' photo. Junction Fair Shopping Centre Carpark Westfield Kotara Cycling at Maitland Farmhouse at Morpeth Raymond Terrace The Entrance Pasha Bulker has run aground. Thanks to MS for the Powerpoint presentation and thank to whoever made the powerpoint presentation for the collection of pictures.

The choice is simple, this Grizzly Bear downs a Pepsi out of a bin in the aftermarth of an American Memorial Day weekend. Great advert for Pepsi. Thanks to www.news.com.au for this picture.

Passengers on a Roller Coaster in Arkansas, US had more than they bargained for when it stopped....upside down. They were rescued after 30 minutes. I have also heard that people who were on the earlier rides are asking for their money back as their ride only lasted 1.30 minutes.