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Q.) How much does a house weigh ??? A.) Just a tad more than a rural two-lane bridge can hold, apparently.

Hi everyone, I haven't said anything to anybody about this until now because I wanted to wait until things were final. I have purchased a 1-bedroom unit on Noosa Beach as an investment property! Closed the deal today and thought that I would let you all know in case anyone is interested in accommodation for long weekends at the beach. It's available for weekends and on a weekly basis. I will be handling bookings until I can find an agent. For friends and family, I will be asking $150 for weekends up to three nights, & $250 per week. In any case, it's a 1 bedroom, high-rise unit that overlooks the ocean, nestled among lush green trees, and has a lovely ocean view from every window! See photo attached. Let me know if you're interested. Could do you a real special deal. What do you think???

If this isnt a moving image then click on the picture, or save it to your hard disk and open it, turst me you have to watch it.

Thanks to NW for this funny name.

Hampshire police thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the rear of a bus. Their planning did not take into account the position of the exhaust pipe. Thanks to MS for this picture.

Thanks to cousin JM for this being posted on his facebook page.

Is it a sausage? Is it some kabana? No, its Penis Man!!

Thanks to www.blameitonthevoices.blogspot.com which has heaps of funny stuff.