Operating System Wars Mac Vs PC etc

Here is something for the nerds from PP. Personally I like number 26 as you could use it for a lot of insults. Also is it wrong that I dont get some of them, such as 8 or 9. And another thing point 12 does nothing, I tried it, can someone help me???

1. Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ]

2. "Unix is simple, but it takes a genius to understand the simplicity." - Dennis Ritchie

3. A computer without Microsoft is like a chocolate cake without mustard.

4. A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.

5. Claiming that your operating system is the best in the world because more people use it is like saying McDonalds makes the best food in the world.

6. Customer: I'm running Windows '98
Tech: Yes.
Customer: My computer isn't working now.
Tech: Yes, you said that.

7. DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form. -- New York Times, November 26, 1991

8. Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.

9. Eunuchs, the non-gender-specific OS.

10. Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I...

11. For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to buy Microsoft.

12. Hidden Windows secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

13. I don't do .INI, .BAT, or .SYS files. I don't assign apps to files... I don't configure peripherals or networks before using them... I have a computer to do all that... I have a Macintosh.

14. I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June. I'm betting that baby will be late.

15. If an infinite number of computer programmers programmed for an infinite number of years, they would eventually come up with a working operating system. Bill Gates, being impatient, gave them two days and took the first one that was finished.

16. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...oh, wait a minute - he already does.

17. It's a good thing Linux is under GNU (General Public Lisense) or Microsoft would buy them out too!

18. Linux is Luke. FreeBSD is Yoda.

19. Linux means productivity and fun. NT means 'Not Today'.

20 .Linux renders ships. NT is rendering ships useless...

21. Linux. The choice of a GNU generation.

22. Love is Hate. War is Peace. Windows is stable.

23. Lunix... because I'm better than you.

24. Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. 'No' is the answer!

25. Name one nice thing about Windows? It doesn't just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.

26. The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.

27. The software said Windows95 or better, so I got a Mac...

28. Unix is user friendly - it's just picky about it's friends.

29. VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use Unix. - W. davidson

30. Windows: Just another pain in the glass.

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