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Is this person the most stupid living thing on the planet? NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever." After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was: "Which of the following is the largest?" A) A Peanut B) An Elephant C) The Moon D) Hey, who you calling large? Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realised that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer. "Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, ...

Thanks to DW for the lovely pictures.

Attached is the form guide from Tuesday's Herald-Sun. Check out Race 3 - Horses 11 and 12. As you can imagine, there was plenty of hilarity when the race caller read through the starting line up!! Thanks to MH for this honest classic.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. _____ Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. _____ Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. _____ How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." _____ How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. _____ Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. _____ If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. _____ What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won...

Thanks to MH for this, pretty quick hey??

Well folks here you have it 26 countries have come to Onski.Blogspot.Com , and you are one of them. Thanks for your support. We are also closing in on the 1000th visitor, are you as excited as me???? Thanks to the Nepallese person who checked out my site recently, glad to know I have hit Kathmandu, ok ok it was my mate DR on holiday, check out his holiday sites at: Razza in Europe & Razza in Asia . That is a reminder to all, if your on holiday anywhere in the world, check out my site from there, would love to have the remotest countries logging in. But a serious welcome to China, Spain, Greece and of course Ireland. Glad to have you aboard the ONSKI Train. Tell your friends, tell your mum, tell everyone about Onski.Blogspot.Com . A big shout out to my main man in Alton, Illinois. He said he would hit the site everyday and from what I can see he has kept his word. As Borat would say, 'Great Success'. Below is a list of all the places people have visited Onski.Bl...

Here is a list of names and their 'meanings', let me know your thoughts in the comments section, or add your own. The Men's Names – (scroll down for the women’s names) Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff. Able - totally useless. Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene. Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons. Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women. Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat. Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet. Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal tendencies. Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much. Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee. Arnold - loser. Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate. Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed. Baron - R...