Chocolate is good for you


The truth about Chocolate



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Chocolate is extracted from the beans of the cocoa plant

Beans are a vegetable
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Sugar is extracted from sugar beat.

The Sugar beat is a vegetable

Therefore chocolate is a vegetable
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Let´s spin the theory further:

Chocolate bars contain milk.

Therefore chocolate bars are healthy!!!
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Raisins, cherries, orange peels and strawberries are in chocolate

They belong to the fruit family, so eat as much as you like.
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Chocolate is good for stress

Just think : "STRESSED" read backwards means: "DESSERTS"
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If you dont eat chocolate you run the risk of ending up like this:


THANKS TO H.A. for this post that arrived in my inbox in a slideshow and I was able to extract the contents to my website. Also a big shout out and thanks to the creator of the slideshow, hope you dont mind your work being on my site.

Cheers Mr Onski....

Comments

Anonymous said…
Hi, I am the woman in this factual article about chocolate. I have heard some comments that people arent impressed with my bootie, well all I can say is that I am all woman baby, dont you go talkin' about me behind my back (Which is easy to do as I have a big beautiful backside). I will come down on you like a tonne of Bertha, you got that sugar? Hmmmm sugar how I would love some sugary chocolate but no baby I dont eat the stuff, or else my bootie would be one of those small ugly things like Jessica Alba's.
9:42 am, September 05, 2006
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