Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Chocolate is good for you

The truth about Chocolate

Chocolate is extracted from the beans of the cocoa plant

Beans are a vegetable
Sugar is extracted from sugar beat.

The Sugar beat is a vegetable

Therefore chocolate is a vegetable
Let´s spin the theory further:

Chocolate bars contain milk.

Therefore chocolate bars are healthy!!!
Raisins, cherries, orange peels and strawberries are in chocolate

They belong to the fruit family, so eat as much as you like.
Chocolate is good for stress

Just think : "STRESSED" read backwards means: "DESSERTS"
If you dont eat chocolate you run the risk of ending up like this:

THANKS TO H.A. for this post that arrived in my inbox in a slideshow and I was able to extract the contents to my website. Also a big shout out and thanks to the creator of the slideshow, hope you dont mind your work being on my site.

Cheers Mr Onski....

1 comment:

Big Bad Bertha said...

Hi, I am the woman in this factual article about chocolate. I have heard some comments that people arent impressed with my bootie, well all I can say is that I am all woman baby, dont you go talkin' about me behind my back (Which is easy to do as I have a big beautiful backside). I will come down on you like a tonne of Bertha, you got that sugar? Hmmmm sugar how I would love some sugary chocolate but no baby I dont eat the stuff, or else my bootie would be one of those small ugly things like Jessica Alba's.