ONSKI'S WORLD

A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is http://www.whorepresents.com/ Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com/ Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net/ Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com/ Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… http://www.powergenitalia.com/ And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com/ If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always http://www.ipanywhere.com/ Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is http://www.cummingfirst.com/ Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: http://www.speedofart.com/ Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at http://www.go...

Bill met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Bill to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together. Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other. After a short while, Sharon began tenderly stroking Bill's manhood. Surprised but appreciative, Bill comments,  "Surely you can't be ready for more already?" Sharon replies,  "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and miss the days when I had mine"

I ran into the back of a car this morning... I knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf!  He looked at the crumpled rear, at the scattered glass, looked up at me and said, "I am NOT happy." I said, "Well, which one are you then?" That was when the fight started.

I was feeling very depressed the other day, so I called LifeLine. Can you believe it - I was put through to a call centre in Pakistan!!! I explained  that I was feeling suicidal. They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an aeroplane....

The UK's top 10 most ridiculous British laws were listed as: It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%) It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%) It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%) Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned (5%) If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%) In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%) The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%) It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%) It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour (3%) It is legal to murd...

This is as high as Benny Cousin (yes I made that comment just for your Pedo Phil) Thanks for the pictures DW.