ONSKI'S WORLD

Earlier this year I posted some very good lookalikes. Who could forget Georgie Vs Kenny or Deron Vs JBin ? But now comes the one you have all been waiting for, a very, very close mate of mine 'Texas' (photo taken back in 1996) and the Master of the Cl....Clerks films, Jason 'Jay' Mewes. PS. In reference to the Master of the Cl....Clerks films comment above, If you knew what I was going to write there then you know why I changed it, if you dont know what I was going to write there then see the film Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Snooch. Also thanks to www.comedycentral.com for the Jason Mewes image.

Hey all, Here are some people I know who have elfamorphosasized themselves, you can too. Hobo Poser Dreamer Thanks to DW ( Hobo ) for the link.

For all those that ever catch the train this is for you. By the way it has visual and verbal bad language so beware. The sound is a must though. http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/ Thanks to TB for this one .

Calvin's Happy Holidays... (Click on an individual comic line to make it bigger) Thanks to RT for his comical and Christmas addition to onski.blogspot.com .

If your $300K Ferrari doesn't get you enough attention from the opposite sex, what do you do? Line up a traffic light in front of the busiest beer garden in South Perth, Australia! These pics were taken yesterday (Sunday 17 Dec 06) at about 8pm. Apparently the driver had a heavy session at the Windsor then took off from the BP, losing control and sliding straight into the traffic light. Police were promptly on the scene, where the driver was breathalysed and subsequently arrested. DUI means his insurance would be null and void, be even worse if it was Daddies car. Thanks to NW for her first post on Onski.Blogspot.Com .

August 2006, the yacht 'Maiken' is travelling in the south Pacific when they came across a weird sight... It was sand in the water, and floating ON TOP of the waves... This is not a beach, it is volcanic stones floating on the water. The trail left by the yacht... And then this was spotted... ash and steam rising from the ocean... And, while they were watching... A brand new island formed... Pretty wild, huh? For full details visit the Maiken blog at Maiken Blog. You can follow the sailors adventures on this site. Thanks DW (AKA Dad) for the story (And those sailors aboard the Maiken too for the happy snaps, what a buzz that would have been)

Hey there visitor, you have joined over 673 other visitors from around the world in visiting this web site!!!! And after a recent hit from Morocco this morning we have reached 20 countries!!! A big thanks goes out to 'newshound' who posted a link to a joke I had on my website. This posting has given me quite a few extra hits!! Cheers. Hang Gliding.ORG Below are all the places that people have looked at my site from, thanks guys, keep looking new stuff all the time. For more stats on my site you can go to: http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s25onski&r=0 Merry Christmas!! Argentina Buenos Aires, Distrito Federal Australia Abbotsford, New South Wales Armadale North, Victoria Armadale, Victoria Auburn, New South Wales Brisbane, Queensland Bulleen, Victoria Camberwell, Victoria Cheltenham, Victoria Cornubia Park, Queensland Davidson, New South Wales Deer Park, Victoria Elwood, Victoria Glen Waverley, Victoria Hawthorn, Victoria Malvern, Victoria Melbourne, Victoria Miepoll,

All images thanks to MW, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!